We interrupt our normal blogging schedule to bring you an announcement.
We ladies at ATWOP have been talking and it has been decided: Writing is just too hard -what the heck is a tight plot, anyway? Editing stinks. Finding an agent is a myth -are they even real?!? Getting published is a nightmare, really, some of those editors eat people for breakfast. Rachel has done investigative research on this, people! Where do you think she gets the inspiration for those gruesome murder scenes? Even now good authors have gone missing!! (please report if you have seen any dazed and confused looking writers walking about in your area. Their families are worried!)
So screw it. We are out of here!
Instead, we've decided to focus our energy on something much easier. Stardom. Yes, we've decided to become Hollywood stars. Claire was kind enough to put together a twenty-five point plan. First step, (part a, sub heading g), acting lessons. You may now find us here (we thought we'd start at the small).
Step two: The funny. Yes, good stars are witty. And really, we don't want to be serious actors. We want STARDOM!! Therefore, Jen is headed out to audition for the Laugh Factory. We have high hopes. HIGH hopes, Jen. Do NOT come home until you succeed. No excuses! Remember, Susan is waiting and she's learned a lot of nifty combat tricks should we need to teach you a lesson. (She also has ways of making people talk -trust me. Shudder)
Lastly, hair and makeup. I've been watching episodes of What Not to Wear (wait, you mean fitted clothes make you look slimmer!) and Rupaul's Drag Race (You can't imagine how many victims from the first show end up on the second!). I hope to have a definite look put together for all of us in a few weeks. Okay, maybe a few months. Image takes time.
At any rate, this is all to say goodbye vacant expressions, and coffee stained teeth, hello manicured nails and restful nights. Goodbye and happy April Fools Day! :)